michonneing:

walkers being fabulous

renlybaratheeon:

you don’t know true agony unless you’ve gone from watching 5 seasons in 2 days to 1 episode a week

Psst…

flawlessstark:

iwantcupcakes:

Yesterday, Iron Man 3 officially hit $1 billion in overseas gross, $300 million in the US.

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u go bb good job ilu

zylphiacrowley:

Season 9 spoiler: Chuck bursts into heaven and marches right up to Metatron going “Listen here you little shit.”

we-are-his-army:

foreverwholocked:

watchtheskytonight:

thefangirltwicedead:

Seriously, how is Tumblr going to survive this November? We’ve got Thor 2 AND Catching Fire AND the Doctor Who 50th Anniversary AND Sherlock Series 3.

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….you forgot and the Hobbit 

OH

GOD

DON’T FORGET SEASON 9 OF SUPERNATURAL WE’RE FUCKED

I wish I grew up in the 50’s.

alextimmons:

platonicteamugs:

summerliketheseason:

make-sweetlove:

  • Classy women.
  • Guys being gentlemen.
  • cute ass relationships.
  • Racism
  • Sexism
  • Homophobia
  • Illness
  • Segregation
  • Cold War
  • Constant threat of nuclear war

But I mean the vintage bombshelters are sooo totally cute

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WHY IS THAT NOT A REAL BOOK

blackpaint20: On Jan. 28, 1393, during a riotous wedding at the royal palace of Saint-Pol, Charles VI and five French nobles dressed up as wild men using linen costumes covered with pitch and hair and ranged among the guests, howling like wolves and daring them to guess their identities. One guest approached too closely with his torch and set them ablaze. The Duchess of Berry had the presence of mind to throw a cloak over the king, and one of the nobles managed to dive into a barrel of water. “The other four were burned alive their flaming genitals dropping to the floor, [the Monk of St. Denis] remarks with a sharp but on this occasion rather unsavoury eye for detail, releasing a stream of blood,” notes Jan R. Veenstra in Magic and Divination at the Courts of Burgundy and France. “Three of them, the count of Joigny, the bastard of Foix and Aymeri de Poitiers were deeply mourned; a fourth victim, Huguet de Guisay, was left wailing in agony for three days before he too expired, but he was not mourned, the Monk of St. Denis explains, since he was a vicious man and people were glad to see him perish.”

blackpaint20:

On Jan. 28, 1393, during a riotous wedding at the royal palace of Saint-Pol, Charles VI and five French nobles dressed up as wild men using linen costumes covered with pitch and hair and ranged among the guests, howling like wolves and daring them to guess their identities. One guest approached too closely with his torch and set them ablaze. The Duchess of Berry had the presence of mind to throw a cloak over the king, and one of the nobles managed to dive into a barrel of water. “The other four were burned alive their flaming genitals dropping to the floor, [the Monk of St. Denis] remarks with a sharp but on this occasion rather unsavoury eye for detail, releasing a stream of blood,” notes Jan R. Veenstra in Magic and Divination at the Courts of Burgundy and France. “Three of them, the count of Joigny, the bastard of Foix and Aymeri de Poitiers were deeply mourned; a fourth victim, Huguet de Guisay, was left wailing in agony for three days before he too expired, but he was not mourned, the Monk of St. Denis explains, since he was a vicious man and people were glad to see him perish.”

princessbindi:

tbh i just want to be married to some impotent millionaire who buys me things and doesn’t mind who i fuck or what i do as long as i hug him while he cries about his mom or some shit all i wanna do is gunshot gunshot gunshot cash register noise

carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:

mspgay:

snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

aaaaalrighty-then:

snorlaxatives:

why is being alive so expensive

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You spelled “suck” wrong.

???????????????????????????????

i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say

  • why is being alive so suck
  • why is being alive suck
  • why is suck
  • suck is being alive so expensive
  • why suck so expensive

?????

 

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what the fuck is going on

Its not a party till blood is spilt.

Yeah.

silverrumrunner:

Actors (in suits!) and their heights

I saw a graphic that had Jared Padalecki and Martin Freeman and their compared heights, and I wondered where all my favorite actors fell on the scale. So here you go, Tumblr. 

Height chart is from (x)

(PS: I’m from the US, so it’s in feet and inches. I’ll get around to metric eventually)

This looks like a police lineup.

“Ma’am, which one of these men ruined your life?”