I went down to the crossroads
I'm at work and I'm about to cry. I don't want to cry, can you say something funny?
Anonymous

xekstrin:

mylife-beliike:

i-do-it-for-the-lesbians:

ONE TIME AT SCHOOL LET ME REMIND YOU I GO TO AN ALL GIRLS CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL SO THEY ALL WEAR SHOIRT ASS SKIRTS OKAY SO ONE TIME THIS GIRL LIKE TRIPPED AND HER SKIRT FLEW UP AND MY FRIEND WAS LIKE TIFFANH GO FUCKING HELP HER UP AND I WAS LIKE PARALYZED STARING AT HER ASS AND THEN MY FRIEND WAS LIKE FUCKING SHIT TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN AND SHE LITERALLY HIT ME WITH A BIBLE AND I HAVE NO REGRETS NONE

This kills me every time

"TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN"

folk-punk:

dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss

gavindavidofree:

she keeps me warm

gavindavidofree:

she keeps me warm

supermoclel:

a brony called me unattractive

that’s

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 right

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he

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me

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ugly

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because i have hair on my legs

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secretlifeofamovieproducer:

ken’s got game

ironychan:

penandpage:

39cliffsidedrive:

Actual 3-year-old Tony Stark, everyone. 

I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR THIS LAST NIGHT AND COULDN’T FIND IT.

thezhenger:

suave to dingus in 0.05s

hausofsqueals:

You’re wrong Miley

itseasytoremember:

YOU SURE NETFLIX?
YOU SURE THAT’S A FEEL GOOD MOVIE?
ARE YOU 100% CERTAIN????

itseasytoremember:

YOU SURE NETFLIX?

YOU SURE THAT’S A FEEL GOOD MOVIE?

ARE YOU 100% CERTAIN????