I went down to the crossroads
I had a dream

I had to kill a bunch of these cats because they were trying to enter my house and turn me into a cat using a magic belt buckle because I was nice to them. After I killed them, just to make sure the belt buckles were okay now just because, we got some rice and placed it on the buckles and the buckles would disintegrate the rice because the buckles were evil and RICE CAN ALWAYS TELL IF SOMETHING IS EVIL.