Lost a follower. But it was a random porn gif blog so, *Lauren Cooper Voice* I AINT BOTHERED!
Got my wine and cheese and walnuts. Im ready for Teen Wolf.
Forgot to mention
I have 300 followers! Hello!
(brb manly crying right now)
Bout to get turnt up just cuz of sweat pants.
I’d like to thank god for sweatpants
You fit me no matter what and you give me a phat booty.
Startin to feel numb after shot #2 ? I’ve been away from college too long.
My baby cousin’s doin makeovers. Wish me luck.
My sister just farted in front of me.
I can finally confirm that girls are indeed capable of flatulence.
What a day to be alive.
Its a Christmas miracle.