Have u ever looked around and thought “I’m way to sober for this”
*sips some more drank*
Had a dream I had the most epic beard and chest hair and it was like I was a lion bout to take back my stolen kingdom from my fratricidal uncle.
No shave November
Bring it on
So according to my calculations, I’ve got to write 3,334 words of a novel I haven’t even brainstormed, outlined, or even thought about before today in order to make the 50,000 word count.
I may have made a mistake.
Don’t take shit from no man this Halloween.
Dress however you wanna dress.
Beat my meat so hard, call it beef jerky
was a vegitarian, but I ate meat for the first time. Guess you could say I
lost my veg-inity
I remember reading fanfiction when I was 12 and thinking
“This shit is better than the shit I get from scholastic”
i muthafookin hate this show
My Mad Fat Diary
goddamn past-present parallels